This is one quirky TTT! In general I don’t pay much attention to the title’s length except if I find it intriguing or not.
So I thought it would be fun to pick out the most bizarre titles I could find in addition to them being long.
TTT is a fun bookish weekly meme created by theartsyreadergirl where you list your top 10s based on a different theme each week. I’ll link up her TTT if you would like to participate or know more.
Top 10 Books with the Longest (and Bizarre) Titles
No Matter How Much You Promise to Cook or Pay the Rent You Blew It Cauze Bill Bailey Ain’t Never Coming Home Again
by Edgardo Vega Yunqué
Don’t Get Too Comfortable: The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never-Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems
by David Rakoff
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
by Charles Bukowski
When All Our Days Are Numbered Marching Bands Will Fill the Streets & We Will Not Hear Them Because We Will Be Upstairs in the Clouds
by Sasha Fletcher
Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini
by Mark Leyner,
Billy Goldberg
The Sun and the Moon: The Remarkable True Account of Hoaxers, Showmen, Dueling Journalists, and Lunar Man-Bats in Nineteenth-Century New York
by Matthew Goodman
Your Flying Car Awaits: Robot Butlers, Lunar Vacations, and Other Dead-Wrong Predictions of the Twentieth Century
by Paul Milo
My Mama Says There Aren’t Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends, Goblins, or Things
by Judith Viorst,
Kay Chorao
The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements
by Sam Kean
Today the Sky is Blue and White With Bright Blue Spots and a Small Pale Moon and I Will Destroy Our Relationship Today
by Tao Lin
The Never Ending Chronicles of Jawahir the Bookworm 
These titles are absolutely hilarious, how did you find all of these?!
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A proper Goodreads research 😂
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Wow these titles are so bizarre 😂😂😂
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These are all such strange (yet intriguing) titles! I’m tempted to add a few to my TBR now haha
My TTT
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These brought such a big smile to my face! I was shaking with mirth especially at Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit! 😂😆
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Hahaha I’m glad this brightened your day! I looked like a proper maniac while writing this post, laughing every two minutes 😂
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Don’t Get Too Comfortable sounds like an interesting read!
My post.
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I laughed out loud at this post, these are great, a few I’m genuinely curious to read
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Haha I’m glad you enjoyed the post 😂
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