TTT | Top 10 Books With the Longest (and Bizarre) Titles

This is one quirky TTT! In general I don’t pay much attention to the title’s length except if I find it intriguing or not. 

So I thought it would be fun to pick out the most bizarre titles I could find in addition to them being long.

TTT is a fun bookish weekly meme created by theartsyreadergirl where you list your top 10s based on a different theme each week. I’ll link up her TTT if you would like to participate or know more.


Top 10 Books with the Longest (and Bizarre) Titles

No Matter How Much You Promise to Cook or Pay the Rent You Blew It Cauze Bill Bailey Ain’t Never Coming Home Again

by Edgardo Vega Yunqué

Don’t Get Too Comfortable: The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never-Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems

by David Rakoff

Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit

by Charles Bukowski

When All Our Days Are Numbered Marching Bands Will Fill the Streets & We Will Not Hear Them Because We Will Be Upstairs in the Clouds

by Sasha Fletcher

Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

by Mark Leyner, 
 Billy Goldberg

The Sun and the Moon: The Remarkable True Account of Hoaxers, Showmen, Dueling Journalists, and Lunar Man-Bats in Nineteenth-Century New York  

by Matthew Goodman

Your Flying Car Awaits: Robot Butlers, Lunar Vacations, and Other Dead-Wrong Predictions of the Twentieth Century

by Paul Milo

My Mama Says There Aren’t Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends, Goblins, or Things

by Judith Viorst, 
 Kay Chorao 

The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements

by Sam Kean

Today the Sky is Blue and White With Bright Blue Spots and a Small Pale Moon and I Will Destroy Our Relationship Today

by Tao Lin

Hope you enjoyed the selection of books!

If you wrote a TTT, link up your post below. I would love to check them out!

Published by jawahirthebookworm

Hello I’m Jawahir the bookworm, a lost twenty-something year old bookish blogger who enjoys her books with a cup of strong coffee; milk no sugar no cream.

10 thoughts on “TTT | Top 10 Books With the Longest (and Bizarre) Titles

  1. These brought such a big smile to my face! I was shaking with mirth especially at Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit! 😂😆

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